Musée Mécanique

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The Verdict

"Bring a bag of quarters. The Laughing Sal and the arm-wrestling machine are the crowd favorites. Free to enter, machines run 25 cents to a dollar. Skip if you're in a hurry because you'll lose an hour."

What you need to know

A Quarter at a Time

The Musée Mécanique is one of the largest privately owned collections of antique arcade machines in the world. Over 300 coin-operated devices fill a cavernous space at Pier 45: mechanical fortune tellers, player pianos, dioramas that spring to life, and a laughing lady named Laffing Sal who has been terrifying children since the 1930s.

Edward Zelinsky started collecting these machines in the 1930s and kept going for decades. His son Dan runs the collection today. Everything still works.

What Makes It Worth It

This isn’t a museum behind glass. Every machine takes coins (mostly quarters) and does something. A miniature carnival plays music and spins. A mechanical arm wrestling machine fights back. A baseball game from the 1940s still throws strikes.

Kids love it. Adults who grew up with arcades love it more. The machines are organized loosely by era, so walking through the room is a timeline of American entertainment technology.

Free entry makes this one of the best deals at Fisherman’s Wharf. Budget five to ten dollars in quarters for a solid hour of play.

Skip this if coin-operated novelties don’t appeal to you. It’s exactly what it sounds like, no more, no less.

Visiting

Address: Pier 45, Shed A, Fisherman’s Wharf

Hours: 10 AM to 8 PM daily (hours may vary seasonally)

Cost: Free entry. Machines take quarters, $0.25 to $1.00 each.

Best time: Weekday mornings when it’s nearly empty. Weekend afternoons get crowded.

What to know: Bring actual quarters. There’s a change machine inside but it’s often busy. The gift shop sells nothing. This is pure arcade.

Getting There

F-Market historic streetcar to Pier 45. Powell-Mason cable car to the Wharf, then walk west along Jefferson. Parking is expensive and difficult, so take transit.

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